 Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.
-- Chris Rock |
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start...
-- Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989) |
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
-- Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971) |
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
-- Madeleine Kahn (from the film Clue - 1985 - Jonathan Lynn, John Landis) |
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow) |
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
-- Alfred Hitchcock |
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
-- Alfred Hitchcock |
A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
-- Orson Welles |
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
-- Samuel Goldwyn |
Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
-- Steven Spielberg |
