 A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning.
-- Unknown (from a Coca-Cola report) |
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
-- Lewis Grizzard |
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
-- Samuel Goldwyn |
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
-- Tommy Cooper |
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
-- Finley Peter Dunne |
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-- W.C. Fields |
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
-- David Daye |
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
-- William Clayton |
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
-- Humphrey Bogart |
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
-- Dave Barry |
