 Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
-- Jay Leno |
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
-- Dean Martin |
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
-- Dean Martin |
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
-- Marlon Brando (on Frank Sinatra) |
Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
-- Billy Wilder (on Marilyn Monroe) |
Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad.
-- J. G. Ballard (referring to EuroDisney) |
I'm a one-man idiot.
-- Eddie Izzard |
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
-- Tallulah Bankhead |
The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (on Robert Peel) |
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx |
