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Her Big Day
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A mother's youngest child was thrilled when her turn came to enter kindergarten.

To make sure they had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, she woke everybody up early. It was so early that it was still dark outside.

She was dressing when her little daughter came into her room looking troubled.

"What's wrong?" the mother asked, mustering as much cheerfulness as she could at that hour. "This is your big day!"

The little girl blurted out, "You didn't tell me I was going to night school."

 
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