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Shyness Test
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A very shy young man goes into a bar, sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour of gathering his courage he approaches her and asks, "Mind if I sit with you and chat?"

The woman looks up at him and screams, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!!!"

Everyone in the crowded room turns and stares at the hapless fellow and the woman. The young man is hopelessly embarrassed as he slinks back to his seat. After a few minutes the woman gets up and approaches the still red faced fellow.

She smiles, "Sorry I exploded like that but I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm doing research. I'm studying people's response to embarrassing situations."

The young man nods and shouts, "Whattaya mean 200 dollars!!!"

 
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