Divorce

A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.

"Any grounds?"

"Yeah, about 2 acres."

"Do you have a grudge?"

"No, we have a carport."

"Does your husband beat you up in the morning?"

"No, I get up before him."

"Well, do you or don't you want a divorce?"

"No, my husband wants it...he says he can't communicate with me!"