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A blonde guy?
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A blonde guy?

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

"I'll grant each of you a single wish," said the genie. "I wish I was home," said the first man. Then,poof! He disappeared.

"I wish I was home, too," said the second man. Poof! He disappeared.

"The third man looked around. "Gee, I'm kind of lonely," he said. "I wish my friends were here with me."


 
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